• doctor: are you sexually active
  • me: i'm not even physically active
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"

Truth to everyone, that’s the new me,

I will call lousy coffee as I sip it
& yes, that dress makes you look fat,

incompetent, even evil in a certain light.

"
— Amorak Huey, “The Lion Tamer Resolves to Start Telling the Truth,” published in Swarm (via nps2013)
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Chicago Is So Two Years Ago
Fall Out Boy - Take This to Your Grave
PLAYED 1,616 TIMES

you want apologies
girl you might hold your breath
until your breathing stops forever, forever

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tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

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"I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible."
— Tomaz Salamun (via perfect)
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#same 


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00sal:

Sheldon explaining fandom life

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kcvmh:

“That’s what she said.”

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Chris Pine cameo appearance in “Celeste and Jesse Forever” (2012)

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whatladybird:

Your god is Old. He killed children
in Egypt, murdered lovers in the night,
swept sinners dead in a righteous wave.
He told Eve she would die
if she ate the apple, knowing
that he had already planted the seed 
of the tree of Knowledge inside her.
He lied. He stole. He coveted.
Just because you create something,
doesn’t make it yours.

I will not be Job. If god tries
to tear down my house, I will
not weep. I will build it up again myself,
with my own hands. 
That god is not my god. I am New.
I will walk with children.
I will love and learn to swim.
I will eat apples and drink coffee
and build towers.
I will wear flowers
from that old tree 
in my hair.

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