The Regions of Westeros

(Source: lordskiss)

I’d work in a flower shop and be insecure. And he’d work in real estate…and there’s always cupcake batter on my face, and I’m like, ‘I just made these cupcakes, but I don’t know how I feel!’ And he’s like, ‘Let me get that cupcake batter off your face… with my dick. Cut to me giving him a hand job. Sorry, I’ve had too much caffeine.

the-listening:

sobbing from the perfection of this

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TFTA: Texts From the Avengers (pt. 9)

(Source: bartonesque)

Well, not all of us are in the same weight class so it is hard to say between Hemsworth and Evans. I think they’re pretty evenly matched. I think it would go to the ground. Then I think it’s me, Ruffalo, and Renner in a quote-unquote three-way in which I lay waste to them with sleeper holds but then we cuddle. And then it is Hiddleston versus Johansson if I am not mistaken. That probably just winds up in dinner at a five-star restaurant somewhere.
nopholom:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

batty4u:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!
Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

And Bruce is all tiny and unobtrusive and shy

ohhh Bruce bb
/cries

THOR all caps, of course he’s all caps…
and Cap is so modest he thinks he needs to confirm who he is.
oh my god.

nopholom:

tonystarkmakesyoufeel:

batty4u:

wassamattawityucca:

Ahhhhhh, they signed as their characters!

  • Tony’s signature is ridiculously big and gaudy. Lulz
  • Also, Clint’s little arrow. Abububu. <3

And Bruce is all tiny and unobtrusive and shy

ohhh Bruce bb

/cries

THOR all caps, of course he’s all caps…

and Cap is so modest he thinks he needs to confirm who he is.

oh my god.

How desperate are you, to call on such lost creatures to defend you?

#okay but let’s talk about that quote and what it does to me

no let’s not, I’ve cried enough today

(Source: widowsting)

AU Meme: Avengers AU

“We’re not a team. We’re a time-bomb!”

(Source: jennycockles)

euclase:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

I agree with this.

(Source: lmnpnch)

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

(Source: bartonesque)

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